Total Medals Earned: 76 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,010 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/340 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/175 points)
Escape the facility.
Test a level in the editor.
Learn more about the developer.
Listen to the soundtrack.
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Get a 7 minute or less speedrun.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (105/390 points)
Kill an enemy with a headshot.
Respawn three times.
Complete the training.
Kill seven enemies.
Kill ten enemies.
Kill three birds.
Jump from a 50 meter height building without dying.
Rescue three hostages.
Complete the mission twice.
Complete the mission.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/300 points)
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
Free at last?
You really thought that would work?
Or something like that, anyway.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/495 points)
You're dead, try again!
For play
BOOM!
You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Medals Earned: 10/20 (110/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)